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by AmishStrikeForce » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:09 pm
Unrelated Note: I can't view these forum youtube links using firefox. :-/
Into the Woods I spawned in as a UAV operator, entrusted with a high tech rotocopter. Within seconds of take-off, my little robotic friend was the victim of an unprovoked and violent assault from a capitalist, technology-hating tree. My worth to him now little more than a spent condom, the CO dismissed me from under his command and I joined with Alpha...and immediately found myself wearing the bloody shoes of FTL. Teamspeak felt rebellious and joined forces with the trees for I was unable to speak in comms! Fortunately, Reppyboyo stepped up as FTL. Naturally, we victoriously succeeded at this mission (and I got a few kills despite my lowly origins as a UAV operator).
Uneasy Partners My Teamspeak issues resolved due to the assistance of a Party Engineer, I was voluntold to be FTL. Only the 2nd time I'd been in a position of leadership, and it was a confusing experience trying to keep track of who, what, and where whilst paying attention to comms from below and above. Also, for some reason--despite being Alpha--we kept conquering Bravo objectives. I'm not sure why this kept happening, barring the fact that Alpha was obviously chalk full of over-achievers, or as a rifleman said "Alpha best Bravo." Regardless, I became ASL somehow if not CO (or at least thought I did), we ended up attacking the enemy base on a shoestring budget, and we succeeded at the mission. And by "we" I mean EvilMachineDad, who I believe was the sole surviving original member of Alpha. That man is a beast. This also goes down in the record book as the mission where I got the most kills.
(by the way, i thought i had switched TS channels after I died, so my apologies to whoever for babbling in squad chat)
Out of this world Aliens, teleport fails, and many corpses find me in a bloody situation I know all too well this day...somehow I'm the sole survivor in a pile of corpses and am now CO. Shuffling around the domes with the survivors searching for a flag going somewhere, it is found! But a Wild Drone Appears! It goes boom, dome falls down, we teleport to achieve yet another glorious victory...but are slaughtered like lambs. I did get to use the Party Issue UGL I picked up off a corpse though, so I call it a personal win for me.
Night of the Honking Dead I got ran over. I haz a ded
Salt Riders and Salt Riders + AT Even more fun now with the ability to fire over the cab! ...though less fun if you're stuck in the rear slots facing backwards.
Also known as Spanks Masterson
