River Assault
- Bravo FTL: Fer
|-- AR: HoJo
|-- AAR: Tigershark
|-- RPG: ChiefBoats
The grand old duke of General Carver,
He had
ten thousand fifteen men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up (and pouring literally thousands of rounds down into the valley),
And when they were down they were down (i.e. bleeding to death in a meadow),
And when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down (because their M113 was stuck).
To be clear: we fired a lot of bullets, and whoever was on the mortar team got some
amazing hits in on the enemy positions at the dam, and we completely won this time around. Super, super work, comrades!
Next time, comrade Housemaster is going to make T-90s rise up out of the riverbed ...