This then spawned the following in Skype:
shut up about the mosque!
[13/12/2010 21:00:32] Alan A Richardson (Fer):
[13/12/2010 21:00:45] Alan A Richardson (Fer): I'm getting Sonsalt to write me a note about the mosque.
[13/12/2010 21:02:13] oakley314: I'm writing in my AAR (to a session that I totally attended) that Tigershark died in Housemaster's arms.
[13/12/2010 21:04:15] Alan A Richardson (Fer): I suppose I should write my own AAR from Sunday.
[13/12/2010 21:04:29] Alan A Richardson (Fer): It was an *awesome* event, it has to be said - have you seen the pics, Oakley?
[13/12/2010 21:04:58] oakley314: I have. Looked fun
[13/12/2010 21:05:51] Alan A Richardson (Fer): I particularly enjoyed the part where my fireteam bravely held the mosque against hundreds of attackers.
[13/12/2010 21:07:19] Alan A Richardson (Fer): You'll be able to read about in Pravda later.
Which then beget...the Fer Mosque Diaries.
[14/12/2010 10:23:22] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): The Mosque Adventures of Fer. Day 234. Still hiding in Mosque. Enemy will approach any day now. I wonder if anyone misses me. I miss cheese.
[14/12/2010 10:26:32] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Day 312. Ammunition stores look great. This could be because we have nothing to fire our weapons at. I am begining to wonder about oru colleagues as we no longer hear firing and the weapons cache is nowhere near our current location. I wonder if Grey's Anatomy is still on TV. I've never noticed, but my fellow freedom fighter has very beautiful eyes.
[14/12/2010 10:26:38] Alan A Richardson (Fer): because it would make me feel even safer
[14/12/2010 10:27:16] Alan A Richardson (Fer): Tigershark, you'll have to talk to Sonsalt about his plans for the Mosque; I was only following the orders of my MARSOC master.
[14/12/2010 10:29:04] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Day 365. It has now been a year since we began defending the city against invaders. Achmed and I while away the time by reading poetry to each other and discussing who the hottest goat in the city is. We draw imaginary attack plans in our mind and dream of one day meeting the enemy. Of course....we would have to leave the mosque. Achmed says this is crazy talk.
[14/12/2010 10:30:21] Alan A Richardson (Fer): Tigershark, you forgot to mention the fact that I have a DVD player, and the complete box set of S&TC.
[14/12/2010 10:30:28] Alan A Richardson (Fer): (but not the films, b/c they sucked)
[14/12/2010 10:30:57] Alan A Richardson (Fer): We spent a lot of time critiquing the outfit choices of SJP
[14/12/2010 10:48:30] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): That was day 366. To celebrate a year of mosque habitation. S&TC marathon! Break out the fresh goats Achmed.
[14/12/2010 10:48:40] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Who were you in there with again
[14/12/2010 10:48:42] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Mort?
[14/12/2010 10:48:58] Alan A Richardson (Fer): Mort and Viper
[14/12/2010 10:49:17] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Mort is codename for Achmed
[14/12/2010 11:01:52] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Fer and Mort star in Broke Goat Mountain
[14/12/2010 11:02:10] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): the tale of 2 freedom fighters who had nothing to lose....except each other.
[14/12/2010 11:05:30] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Scene from trailer. Fer turns to Mort "I need EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEE"
[15/12/2010 09:19:13] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): It was fun. Carver, Banshee and I went around killing enemies whilst fer directed us from the mosque.
[15/12/2010 11:28:40] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Day 371 at Zargabad Mosque. Today was a not a good day. During a particularly passionate love making session with Achmed I thought I spotted an enemy and went for my trusty AK-47 only to bump Achmed off the roof of the mosque. It turned out it was just a vacuum cleaner salesman. Whilst I am glad I didn't waste any of our precious ammo the loss of Achmed and his unique "talents" have left a gaping hole in heart and morale. I have tried to replace him with a goats head I found in the womens toilet (which I named Wilson) but it is not the same. For one thing, the goats tongue is nothing like Achmed's. I occassionally hear Sonsalt's orders over the radio and despite intermittent gunfire and screaming I still believe that securing this mosque is the right thing to do. I wish to avenge Achmed's death....or at least shoot at a vacuum cleaner. I wonder how many camels have been blessed with the good looks of Sarah Jessica Parker. Wilson needs attention. I need to sign off. -Fer
[13:35:00 | Edited 13:35:21] Jason van Lint (Tigershark): Day 382 in Mosque. No amount of perfume can make the Wilson the Goats head smell any better. I fear it may be time to say goodbye to my last remaining friend at the mosque. I briefly caught a glimpse of Sonsalt today but i took his running and turning around blind firing as a sign to maintain vigilance over the mosque. He is a great leader. Even as hot lead eventually seared various parts of his upper body creating new orifices that only Achmed could educate me about, he signaled to me (by raising his bloody hand) that I had to stand strong at the mosque. He must have wanted to make sure I got the message because Almazo came storming around the corner and made the same gesture as he dissapeared in a pink mist. Speaking of pink mist...I wonder if they are still selling that grape fruit juice I like in the market. I mean...what's left of the market. Yesterday I saw a pack of wild dogs feast on the body of Headspace so I'm not sure how much commerce is actually taking place. Unless there is a new market for gnawed human bones. I keep radioing Sonsalt to tell him I receive his orders and that this mosque will be as safe as a Takistani chastity belt. I hope I hear from him soon. I miss Achmed. But I have managed to collect hair he left around the roof to make pillow that comforts me at night.
