We began this session with a very short playercount this time, only 6.
Then, at the beginning of
Dynamic Jungle Patrol we stood around for a while as Boberro spawned the people who suddenly appeared after we started up. Tigershark got...
antsy. Or handsy. Whichever.
This mission was purely a walk through the jungle while enemies came up and shot at us periodically. I lead this one, and decided that the walk was long enough that going at walking pace would probably take the span of two normal missions worth of time. So we went at Tactical pace and ended up running straight into the enemy often - where we stopped, and enemies that were chasing us caught up to us and attacked from behind. That happened a lot.
I died at some point, and then literally everyone still alive walked over a dud tripwire mine. I was sad.
Shortly after, because AI Bush-hax, everyone died. No victory fire today.
Next up was
After the Disaster: Part One.
All I can say for this one, is that Egg and I were M2 Humvee'ng, and Egg bet me that everyone else would die immediately. I figured that only
mostly everyone would die.
He won that bet, after we Heroically ran somebody over (probably) and crashed into a building to revive Squad Leader Washington and got shot for our trouble.
The next mission,
Tomorrow's Harvest: Lily of the Valley, was purely a setup for the new mission planned for afterward. Either way, it was fun. I was Team 1's leader, and Boberro was Team Lead's leader.
After Team Lead stole our Autorifle (and gave us back a shitty AK), we set off to some buildings for loot, and then a destroyed barn with Team 1 in lead.
Immediately after we got there, I decided I didn't like the barn at all. The rest of us didn't like it either. Neither did Team Lead when they arrived after us. Instead of going somewhere else, however, we were ordered to sit next to CancerBarn
while Team Lead ran away to a tower (hmm) until we heard them get shot at/start shooting. Then shooting happened, we shot a lot of AALTO guys, cleared and looted the objective, and GTFO'd while Team Lead sat in their tower. Victory Fire.
Then began a new Washington mission; the second part to the last mission:
Tomorrow's Harvest: Dome.
Two things I can say about this one: It was
Dark and due to Workplace Discrimination, I wasn't given a silencer.
Or a flashlight. Boo.
At least nobody else got NVGs either.
I got to hold fire a lot this mission, found some Data (that got me accused of Stealing Porn), and got shot by incoming Mutant Cars.
Everyone else just got into some vehicles found around the outpost and drove off into the night (while under fire from Mutant Cars.)
No victory fire this time, Bormanov gave 'limited ammo' as an excuse.
Last (and best) one was
The Gopniks.
What happened at the start of the mission was clearly the fault of my Navigator. Even if I had the music turned up way too loudly to hear him screaming 'Keep Driving!' at me as I made a handbrake U-turn and parked in front of the docks. And got out. And waved hello to the twenty security guards just standing there.
We all died (except for Egg, who was downed) to multiple gunshots almost instantly. It was wonderful.
Then we were
Respawned (Rare Achievement Unlocked), I silenced Egg's pleas for mercy on orders from Boberro (sort of)
No revives on this mission, and then shortly afterwards got shot. Then we were
Respawned Again. This time on the
Other team, (Super Rare Achievement Unlocked) and we immediately murderized the remaining Gopniks (and I was shot again). Best mission of the session.