[Sat] 07 Apr 2018 (Constitutional Monarch)

[boberro]

Missions played:

• Dynamic Recon Ops
• Combat Patrol (Tanoa)
• Combat Patrol (Tanoa)
• Combat Patrol (Malden)
• Escape Malden

This time hosting team was out on an important business, and apparently Bodge decided it's his time to take over, while others decided to join voluntarily.
Bodge, I must remind you that you're our constitutional monarch and your job is to wear this crown of yours. You still have to ask Kefirz if you can marry, especially if you ever wanted to marry Kefirz.

Please tell us what happened during this session, guys, we were unable to join you, so at least we want stories!

[Teizan]

After waking up and finding out Bodge had started early, I joined Dynamic Recon Ops five minutes before the end of the mission. From what I saw of it, this one won't be missed.

Then we played Super Tactical Night-Vision Guys in Daylight twice in a row. We failed the first time when we were spotted almost immediately - kicking off the kill VIP or fail timer. We failed, were told to extract, and then were all Viper .50 Cal'd.

The second run had a much simpler destroy-the-trucks objective. I had the charges. Egg had the UAV. There was a small wall-less shack full of Vipers. There were Vipers all over the rooftops. There was a Qilin that drove past and we never saw again. There were more Vipers. I set the charges and sprinted away from many bullets. I got shot. The medic came at the last possible moment when Skulls were dancing.

Honestly, I'm fairly sure I and Egg were the only one to survive this mission without respawning.

Then we switched over to Malden. I had the Charges again, there was a TigerShack full of Malden Armed Forces that we expended entire magazines of ammunition on, both of the trucks were detonated by Explosive Charges (The first one caused a building collapse), we ran (slowly enough that I just walked) to Exfil, and Washington(?) was almost murdered by a very angry shack. No sir, there were no grenades involved. No sir, you cannot prove I planted a landmine inside.

Escape from Malden is a tale of Angry Artillery, Angry V-44 gunships, Angry AH-6s, Angry Panthers, Landmines, and Very Angry Cheetahs.

I didn't even know Cheetahs could murder buildings full of CSAT that quickly. I'm not even sure how I survived.

It was also fairly long, and altogether we died twenty or so times before I very heroically disabled the last Panther and Littlebird preventing our escape, waited for somebody (Harry?), and Escaped from Malden. There was a serious crash in the middle of the escape (I think Team Lead Bodge's pilot said "Oh by the way, we're crashing.") while we flew away.