Quick Contest - Best / Favourite quote

[boberro]

HI, I have a quick contest for you - I need the quotes from our games, or probably from slotting, that stuck with you, and that really explain atmosphere of playing with FA.

To give you an example, on of mine is in my footer: "Remove this marker please, you're scaring the tank".

[Sparks]

[Aqarius]

Like, "Bravo squad is glory squad" or "Glory to Aziz!!!"? Or "Oh, I see why I'm dead now. The building's gone."

Or my personal favourite:"What the HELL was that???"

Crawl through the youtube channel, there's tons of stuff.

[fer]

Someone has a wonderful quote in their sig here, something like: "I'm not going against tanks! - XXXX, MAT Gunner". I also have fond memories of comrade Housemaster leading an early Folk session charge with the words "For collective farms!" (which is where the tractor comes from). Also, my favourite thing to type as a session host: "Glory!"

Anyway, what's this for, comrade Boberro? Are you engaging in unauthorised propaganda?

[boberro]

Let's say it's going to be a surprise.

[Sparks]

For slotting, Comrade Fer's traps just set the tone I feel. The fighting chinchilla breaking in with advice was funny, but the traps set the tone.

There's too many to choose from in-game though.
"Keeping your clothes on is a standing order Sparks"
"Okay, what killed me?"
"God, look how many of them there are!"
"Are those enemies?" "No, that's command, don't shoot him, you'll only make him angry"
"I got eaten by a rock"
"Why did everything explode?"

And of course, the classic:
"Squad lead, I'm your new FTL"
"Command, I'm your new Squad lead"
"Everyone, I'm your new CO"
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
"Okay, I think we can call it"

[Kefirz]

I vaguely remember saying something like ''Run here, kill shit, win.''

Honestly, if you have any briefings recorded or something like that, you could try to find some pearls there.

https://youtu.be/9yWery9Q6fY?t=39s

[Aqarius]

So, I found this:


Also this goldmine :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rowCrWnAvOg

[Black Mamba]

You can't make a thread like this and not include the all-time favourite Wafflynumber's "The Empire" speech.
Also, from the same man: "Oh, I alt-tabbed, oh my God" after whacking three friendlies point blank.

Both can be found in SuperU's 2012 in review.

[fer]

I think the 2012 review concludes with Tigershark's story about the electric chair. The end of that has to count.