[Sat] 01 Apr 2017 (The Czech AA)

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Missions:

• Hostage Pt. 1
• Old Men
• Guardians II
• Svinets III
• Czech Mentality
• Cholo

A double figures playercount and a flying tractor. What more could you ask for? Huge thanks to Boberro, Bodge, Bormanov, Halop, harakka, IceRaiser, Tigershark, Wafflynumber, Warscribe (Cetswhawyo) and washington for coming along. Unfortunately, as session host I experienced a massive failure and forgot to post this AAR until now ... over a week later. And ... er ... I ... am having some ... difficulty remembering what happened.



Wait ... let me try ...

Okay, so in Old Men I know that Tigershark had an amazing new plan that involved escaping south. But I also know that we were all dead within a few minutes, and - amazingly - most of our bodies were to the East of the mosque. So that's like, backwards, and the worst ever outcome. Good job, failure-shark!



Okay, in Guardians II we had some severe comms issue that meant CO harakka had to hand over the reigns at the start. However, I seem to recall that we managed to clear the town with only light casualties. However, there were some some nasty hand grenade incidents. I don't know what I'm more afraid of: the enemy with bullets, or the us (me included) with hand grenades.

Anway, we were on a roll because we beat Svinets III with only two casualties: I think Bormanov was run over by Waffly (who was playing Euro Truck Simulator 2017 with some of the stolen fuel trucks), and I became rather over-optimistic with my PKM and a squad of advancing enemy infantry. Still, the really, really cool thing was watching our BMP set back in a copse slightly up-slope, murderising the enemy. Nice work!



Aaaaand then it got crazy. I don't know that words can do Czech Mentality justice, so I'm hoping someone will post a picture. You need to see it rather than read about it, trust me. At the end there was a Cholo, and finally I got to be on the winning side. Finally!

[harakka]

From Czech Mentality:
Tractors gone wild

General mayhem

[Halop]

Medic in Old Men. Since Tigershark was a mute, I acted as his personal bodyguard and sprayed my m16a1 in the general direction of the enemy. The main thing I remember was Fer dying to a stone wall in the very beginning.


In Svinets I was the driver of the BMP, and my time was spent listening to washington's orders of which tree I should park at and hearing really loud cannon noises. We somehow managed to position the BMP in a way that dodged the RPG's and whatever different armor they had.


Czech Mentality... well, that was special.


We must tow our tractor back to garage before boss notices.


Had to convince police not to give us a ticket


Caught dinner on the way


There she is!


Tractor decided it wants to be an airplane instead


Mission complete.