[Sat] 24 Jun 2017 (Story Night)

[fer]

Missions:

• Zeleny I
• Zeleny II
• Zeleny III
• Svinets I
• Svinets II
• Svinets III
• Cholo
• Pridorozhnyy I

Words to follow ...

[BrightCandle]

An amazing plan that ensured victory was formed:

[boberro]

Fer is using his host privilege to make sure 100% (yes, 100%) of the missions played is his own. I say we should vote to have Fer kicked from our community, given how he's not providing anything to it (save for hosting all he sessions and providing missions). I even had proof that he not once tried to rape one of our players. Cannot say who it was, but it was member of half-feline half-fish minority.
You can believe me, I've been voting for Bodge.





PS. He's also an alcoholic

[boberro]

Seriously though, this was most milsim session we ever played. Good job Fer, good job CF (for making fools of us, again).

[fer]

I didn't want to have to do this, but ...

Boberro, [19.03.17 22:09] Hey there el Tigre. You still doing the erp thing?
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:09] Uh
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:09] Sometimes
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:10] What's it cost to get in?
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:10] Why o=
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:11] I got an itch
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:11] What about Head :v
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:12] He's got this weird Putin avatar that takes me out of it X.x
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:12] You've got a cute panda girl, much better
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:17] Also female fingernails scratch itches better for me
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:17] o.o
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:18] What??? It's the truth
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:22] Lol
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:22] I'm not really feeling it
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:23] Awwwww
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:24] What color is your hair now?
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:24] Red and pink lol
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:24] Gotcha
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:29] I'll just picture a red / pink hair situation!
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:29] o=
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:31] You don't mind?
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:31] Its a bit weird I think o-o
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:32] But I don't got nobody else
Tigershark, [19.03.17 22:32] There's porn o=
Boberro, [19.03.17 22:32] Lol nope

[Teizan]

Super Elite Sniper Team logs.
-Heavy Rifle deployed. Gunner takes position.
-Time Elapses.
"Enemy Squad directly east."
-Observes 'Enemy squad'. (Uniform darker than usual. Moves like AI.)
-Opens fire. Three kills.
"Oh they're friendly, oka--FRIENDLY FRIENDLY" < same guy as above
-Gunner gets out of gun, runs in a circle for a bit.
-Lead orders Gunner to get back in gun.
-Someone points Makarov at Gunner.

All is well on the front. (Apologies to all involved.)