[Sat] 5 Aug 2017 (Giggity Goo)

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[Sat] 5 Aug 2017 (Giggity Goo)

Post by Kefirz » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:03 am

We started the session with Arbitration where our ragtag group of bandits set out to rescue the boss from the military junta. The shotguns we had were so effective, the town was completely cleared of those scum. I just hope we would get more missions with awesome Balkan synthesizer music.

Next up was Denied, where the 3rd Infantry Brigade in the name of Ronald Reagan gloriously defended an island from the Russian VMF forces. The fog was thick and the enemies many, we were running out of ammo and comrades, but we persisted. Eventually, it was only me and Pebs left, so we went to the boats and got off the island, with our hearts sorrow, knowing that the Russians are raiding our island farm.

With our hatred for the invading Russians still strong, we took up our Mausers and Mosins in Guardians I. Halop lead us to the excavation site where we set up for the fight, but his bad luck from Denied continued where he got blown up with Zitron on one of the mines that they placed. This time in Guardians he was shot by FF again, luckily it was only a flesh wound and he was back up and in the fight. We were clearing that excavation site as best we could, but our force slowly dwindled. In the end only Pebs (I think) was left standing and not knowing what to do, he boiled his brains at the campfire :psyboom:

I wanted to change the scenery to Chernarus, so we started up Rangers I, equipped very tacticool guns and set out to kill bad guys. The Chernarussian forest proved as deadly and unforgiving as I expected. I just heard bullets whizzing from every direction and the trees behind me were getting pruned by those bullets. I basically didn't see anyone, but It felt like every baddie in 5 km saw me. Needless to say, we all died pretty horribly :commissar:

Next up was Swept Zero, in which we performed a quite successful block and sweep operation with minimal causalities. Too bad that we couldn't bring that DShKA house down with those AT's. But then again, the guy manning that static died, so that was nice.

As the last main session mission we played Czech Mentality, only to have the tractor go up in flames with several other cars, as we pretty much cleared the area from enemies. I was a bit disappointed :siiigh:

In the Afterparty we played Outpost Kamenka, we held out as long as we could, but the Dushmans got us. Zitron was the last man standing, but I think there were a few enemies too many :D

Mission runlist:

- Arbitration v5
- Denied
- Guardians I
- Rangers I
- Swept Zero
- Czech Mentality

Afterparty:

- Outpost Kamenka


Please leave your screenshots, videos and AAR's in this thread. Also please comment on the missions we played, so that they can be improved for further carnage.


Tigershark all giggity with a crewman on his lap in Swept Zero:

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Zitron vs every Dushman from the province in Outpost Kamenka:

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Re: [Sat] 5 Aug 2017 (Giggity Goo)

Post by Teizan » Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:50 pm

Well what do you expect when two psychopaths with grenades either A: Drive a truck at full speed into traffic cones (the traffic cones won) or B: Throw said grenade at a traffic-cone incident?

Most laughs I've gotten out of a session.

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Re: [Sat] 5 Aug 2017 (Giggity Goo)

Post by Kefirz » Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:02 pm

I would expect them to be smarter than that.

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Re: [Sat] 5 Aug 2017 (Giggity Goo)

Post by Halop » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:13 am

Lesson learned - don't screw around with bounding mines. I'm thinking washington put them in that mission for the purpose of demolitions mismanagement :D

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