Our playlist was
- Stryker Safari
- Snipe Hunt - Zargabad Edition
- Stiff Upper Lip
- The Radio Stars
- No Pardon VE
- Hamlet Hunt
- CHazzarLO
- Infection - Vybor
- Outpost Bean
[Fri] 29 Mar 2014 [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
[Fri] 29 Mar 2014 [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Thanks to the 16 brave souls who came to tonight's V+. Tonight we learned that invading Utes rarely goes well, being jumped with Taylor Swift in the background is terrifying and that the CDF really need to work on their hostage rescue technique.
Our playlist was
Our playlist was
Mr-Link wrote: 7) SATIRE OP plz NERF.
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WrathzRevenge
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Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Preview~ now sleep.
The Invisible SPAAG by Issus
"Homer: Wrathz, I order you to find that vehicle, and destroy it with the telekinetic abilities gifted to you by your extreme rage!
Wrathz: I'll try, but we're getting fuckin' destroyed out here!"
"Homer: Wrathz, I order you to find that vehicle, and destroy it with the telekinetic abilities gifted to you by your extreme rage!
Wrathz: I'll try, but we're getting fuckin' destroyed out here!"
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
ramming speed!
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Dat sexy captor
Dat wet landing
Dat wet landing
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Seen here is the Chinook washing its bum in the sea..
ramming speed!
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Stryker Safari - Mortar Team Driver
'Mortar Team's not important' - Ardyvee 2014
After pulling some wicked tricks on the sand dunes, we stopped on a hillcrest about a kilometre away from our first objective. As we were waiting everyone died, dancemoox descended into insanity, and Commanding Officer Iceraiser was shot. After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)
Snipe Hunt - A2 Fireteam Lead
Avoiding Satire's early assassination/sabotage attempt, we landed in the LZ and I had time to breathe in the Fallujah air before dancemoox headshot me from a roof.
Stiff Upper Lip - A2 AR
Everything went spiffing until the forest of death that we said not to go through. We went through it and everyone was shot.
The Radio Stars - A1 Fireteam Lead
Sahrani was coated in thick fog as the chinook touched down on the isolated country road. Officer Draakon stepped from the transport and grabbed a handful of dirt, holding it against his face and smelling it. He turned to his men -
'They're here.'
As he said this, words and music seemed to reach the soldier's ears. It was a song, a ritualistic chant. "...chuckle...chucklevision...chucklechuckle vision".
The soldiers moved out, trembling with what was to come. Almost at once gunfire was on them, and all tactical advantage was lost. The hostages were killed and near-death Fluffeh betrayed us. The Chuckle Bastion repelled all who ventured toward it.
No Pardon VE - Medic
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Hamlet Hunt - A1 Fireteam Lead
Apart from moox's lack of straightjacket, everything went without a hitch in this mission, bombarding the village from afar, then infiltrating and picking off the last few survivors. I don't think there were even any casualties.
CHazzarLO - Officer Sergeant Rook
Draakon was personally offended when I shot him, so he shot me. Fastest Cholo 2014.
Infection_Vybor - The Man with the Shitty Revolver
I hid in a barn with Homer until Iceraiser jumped through a window and made me scream. I found myself running from some unenthusiastically roleplaying zombies as well as Taylor Swift.
"OH GOD IT'S A FENCE PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One of the funniest sessions with FA I've ever had.
'Mortar Team's not important' - Ardyvee 2014
After pulling some wicked tricks on the sand dunes, we stopped on a hillcrest about a kilometre away from our first objective. As we were waiting everyone died, dancemoox descended into insanity, and Commanding Officer Iceraiser was shot. After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)
Snipe Hunt - A2 Fireteam Lead
Avoiding Satire's early assassination/sabotage attempt, we landed in the LZ and I had time to breathe in the Fallujah air before dancemoox headshot me from a roof.
Stiff Upper Lip - A2 AR
Everything went spiffing until the forest of death that we said not to go through. We went through it and everyone was shot.
The Radio Stars - A1 Fireteam Lead
Sahrani was coated in thick fog as the chinook touched down on the isolated country road. Officer Draakon stepped from the transport and grabbed a handful of dirt, holding it against his face and smelling it. He turned to his men -
'They're here.'
As he said this, words and music seemed to reach the soldier's ears. It was a song, a ritualistic chant. "...chuckle...chucklevision...chucklechuckle vision".
The soldiers moved out, trembling with what was to come. Almost at once gunfire was on them, and all tactical advantage was lost. The hostages were killed and near-death Fluffeh betrayed us. The Chuckle Bastion repelled all who ventured toward it.
No Pardon VE - Medic
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Hamlet Hunt - A1 Fireteam Lead
Apart from moox's lack of straightjacket, everything went without a hitch in this mission, bombarding the village from afar, then infiltrating and picking off the last few survivors. I don't think there were even any casualties.
CHazzarLO - Officer Sergeant Rook
Draakon was personally offended when I shot him, so he shot me. Fastest Cholo 2014.
Infection_Vybor - The Man with the Shitty Revolver
I hid in a barn with Homer until Iceraiser jumped through a window and made me scream. I found myself running from some unenthusiastically roleplaying zombies as well as Taylor Swift.
"OH GOD IT'S A FENCE PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One of the funniest sessions with FA I've ever had.
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
I usually try and keep my Fridays clear for V+, but couldn't make it yesterday. I arrived late, opened TS during No Pardon and heard "AUTOROTATE, SHIT, GET OUT OF THE WATER!" I was jealous.
In Infection I was the zombeh. I checked out a huge fireball at the petrol station and found a Draakon, a Dancemoox, and an IceRaiser all facing it with their backs to me.
In Infection I was the zombeh. I checked out a huge fireball at the petrol station and found a Draakon, a Dancemoox, and an IceRaiser all facing it with their backs to me.
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
*God's Wrath **Praising the LordI checked out a huge fireball at the petrol station and found a Draakon, a Dancemoox, and an IceRaiser all facing it with their backs to me.
And Rook: RUN, DAMN YOU, RUN!
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tired hippo
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Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
Rook wrote:After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)
We were killed by a bad guy a few metres in front of us and I had a mortar!!
Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)
A fair point well made, I suppose I could have run him over aha :SWe were killed by a bad guy a few metres in front of us and I had a mortar!!
